Short Funny Boss Quotes

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Short funny boss quotes. Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set. The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them. 60 short funny motivational quotes. I m pretty sure i unintentionally proved my point.

Bad cop no donut. As the saying goes all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. The future is shaped by your dreams so stop wasting time and go to sleep. Shortcuts cut life short.

Don t worry about people stealing your ideas. Funny good morning quotes and wishes. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy.

The person who knows how will always have a job. Mehmet murat ildan the three c s of leadership are consideration caring and courtesy be polite to everyone. My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. It is a fact that without lighthearted talks and funny jokes workplace could turn into the last place any person in the world would want to be at.

My favorite subject in school is nothing. I got upset that he agreed. He agreed with me. I have pms and a handgun.

Funny work quotes no boss or employee can resist laughing at. If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Hey the boss can come in here at any moment and lay all of us off just like that don t you realize that they would just look at me. My boss did a boss job healing the boss s itchy boss no executive devotes effort to proving himself wrong why join the navy if you can be a pirate.

Change is not a four letter word but often your reaction to it is jeffrey gitomer. Unless you accept anyone to be your boss no man can be your boss. If your boss is getting you down look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. Early on when i was quite young and going from job to job i was foolish enough to sometimes speak to my fellow workers.

Sex is not the answer yes is the answer. Age is of no importance unless you re a cheese billie burke. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the fire department usually uses water unknown. My boss asked me where i see myself in 5 years.